the vague title of this page, this is a listing of
things that I have said from time to time - quotes
from my standup, pickup lines used to pick up women,
and "What were you thinking when you said that?"
type phrases. I have a habit of of saying whatever
comes to mind regardless of relevance or obviousness.
(I'll throw more at you soon.)
say laughter is contagious. I can see that will not
be a problem tonight."
will not pose nude after I get famous."
are just dried up grapes!"
I have a 50/50 chance, I end up losing, well, at least
half the time."
my contents are hot."
played strip poker with Superman -- What a mistake
-- Who knew that thing was a one piece."
time to let Nelly out of his cage."
time when it’s listed in no particular order,
I’m listed first. This is the only time I’m